Red Shoes

Hmmm, red shoes. I like red shoes. I like my mama's red shoes. How do these look on me? Do they make my ankles look fat? I'm not so sure about the white tube socks with these...What else is in here? MUST FIND MORE RED SHOES. Ah, a pair of red sneakers. These might be more practical for around the house. And for chasing the cat and sneaking down the stairs to scare daddy.